You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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