your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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