Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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