Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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