We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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