I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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