I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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