Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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