I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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