she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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