Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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