can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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