His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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