I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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