i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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