Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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