no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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