I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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