Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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