Christians are straight up FREAKS
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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