we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was