i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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