so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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