Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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