problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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