he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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