Your tits are I can't wait for
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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