There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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