Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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