But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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