Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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