Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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