Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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