We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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