Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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