he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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