i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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