You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He shit in the fireplace
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