I wanna passion pit in your ass
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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