just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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