in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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