Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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