I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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