Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
