Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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