thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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