let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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