Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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