I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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