You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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