you guys were way drunker than both of me
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize