I can tuck mytits in my pants
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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