I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
whose parrot is this?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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