what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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