The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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